Information about CFSR.

What is a CFSR you may ask? Well, a CFSR is a code name for the elusive Cat Face Smash Records. We come to you from the midwest. The most horrible place in the world when it comes to living and throbbing. Made of massive clumps of lard and holy figures, we mold together the forms that begin to shape into the sounds that penetrate your ears and nasal cavities while you love it.

What the hell kind of music do you call this? Well, here at CFSR we love labels. We label everything! Did you hear the new Modest Mouse album? We labeled that usedtobeindienowsoldoutwanabeeTomWaitsbutsuckstoomuchtobeascoolasTomWaitsrock. And what did we label Donnie Darko? We thought it was adarkcomedydramaindiedorkfilmthatmakesyouthinktoomuchbutiscooltowatchstoneddudefilmlikewoahthatdudewhoplayedDonnieishotttfilm. Now, what have we labeled this style of music that is put out by CFSR? We call it expedio-folkoise. We honnestly dont remember what it means. But it sure is hardcore dont you think? It makes up hip. Hip like your grandmas fake!

Now you may ask, what what what? Yes yes yes, is what we reply! This is the disinformation that you fuxxx0ring love and ye knew it!

Who is CFSR you may also ask? Well, there are many memebers branching across many racial and social and sexual groups. The major core hardcore members = Anita Wires, Klaus -, Joan Doom (RIP 2004), Edward Jhonson, and our number # 1 fan Tufo Mugwump. Are we serious? Yes. Dead ducking serious. Cant you tell? Well cant you? I guess nort.

What does CFSR luv? Well, we luv lots of things. Lots of differnt things. But I think I, Edward Jhonson, can speak for the rest of the CFSR crew by saying that we luv: Rugs, potatos, barns, mental hospitals, dead babies, abortion, pro-lifers, coat hangers, our mommys, our zombies, our mummys, spelling errors, The Temple of Enya, sleep, water, screaming, necrophilia, dendrophilia, any other philia you can think of, skat, scat, rattle snacks, amps, ramps, serial killers, homos, hobos, scorpions, cd-r, KOMPUTARS,genital mutilation, lo-fi, hi-fi, death-fi, sci-fi, g-strings, hypinations-yay, space stations, illegal aliens, aliens, the goo goo dolls, whores, barebacking, hypodermic needles, small children, chick flicks, shooting up, heroin, straight edge, David Bowie (he is teh sexxxxxxx + 2), 80's music, covers, blankeys, pillows, nights in white satin, our number #1 fan Tofu Mugwump, and last but not least, my hawt + sexay babysitter Sheniquaia.

What does CFSR hat? Well, we hat lots of things. Lots of differnt things. But I think I, Edward Jhonson, can speak for the rest of the CFSR crew by saying that we hat: most people, irony, humor, jokes of any kind, most brands of clogs, meat, vegans, punx, punkz, syber cex, porno, leftwing politics, liberals, Fox News, Socialism, sex, shorts, thongs, Garfield that fucking stupid ass cat, ourselves, spelling, grammar, emotional context, astrological pudding, pudding in general, things that dont explode, people who wear their seatbelts, Boy Hits Car, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, David M., the cambridge music "scene", the "scene", scenes in movies, the rainforest (burn that racist system down!!!!!), anti-bong smoking hippie queers, hippies?, girls who get kidnapped and cause breaking news shit when we are trying to watch The Simpsons, and last but not least, male sex organs.

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