LYRICS.

Here you will find lyrics for some of our recordings (often we dont even remember what we said so there will be failures in this). This will totally suck. Bear (woof. BEARS DONT WOOF) with us.

The Graduation Party:

1.??? 2.Rainer, today you graduated. Rainer. You are such, happ graduation, cuz your rainer, not a gator, rainer the gator, graduated, rainer, ???, rainer, (Anita eats the microphone), ooo metal. RAAAAAAAAIIIIINEEEEERRRRR!

3. ??? Something about Owls and how they come at night and eat our souls. They're coming for you!!! ???

4. We are going to hell ladies and gentelmen....
Im in love with Hansel from the SS
but our love can never progress
because I am a jew in the flesh
he wants to burn me dead
he put me in a chamber
and put a bullet in my sisters head
I did *dies*

5. (Lobster sticks to magnet cover. I dont want to transcribe this.)

6. I was riding on my horse one day when it began to buck
I fell right to the ground ???
they say Ill never run
but Ill fly as superman
I know one day Ill walk again, because I believe I can

7. (Story... I dont feel like transcribing)

8. (look at # 4)

9. My life was so bleak until i pickeked up the knife, and i tried to cut myself, but I couldnt! it was so sharp and my friends wouldnt let me! They said I was weak and im sad and I knew thats all I wanted to do, but my friends wouldnt let me! And then i went to my familys house and they said "hey shorty" and I didnt know what to do. So i found a big torch and I tried to burn my eyebrows off! it didnt work. no. no. Rainer, he said "mike dont do it". I dont know how, so we found a knife, and he stabbed me right in the eye, and I bled! and now im sad! no, no life...anymore. Choose life!

10. (Conversation) Look out emo's coming! I tried to cut myself, and it didnt work (do it!) I heard someone tell me to do it but it didnt work, the knife was so sharp but my soul was too thick and my skin was so scaly, but it didnt work. So I found a bic lighter and I burnt my eyebrows off, and it felt like burning in my shoes, (you dont desserve to live), so sat on a train track. and the train stopped, and everyone said "hey maybe you can just go away" and I didnt want cuz i was so sad, so I cried and I cut some more. (death is the only way) I cant live like this, seriously, its just not worth it. Do you have a knife Rainer?

11. (We stole this song so we wont be putting the lyrics up here.)

The Barn Sessions 1+2 1. Instrumental

2. Intrumental (mental is right!! HAr har)

3. (Screams ) IN an otherwise instrumental track.

4. ??? Something about free masons ???

5. I hate you marv, Lets move on. yes.

6. Going down to marv's mosquito hell, gonna gonna buy me some stake, gonna cook it well, I hear the tap flows all night long, drink drink drink, we'll sing this song, yeah yeah marv's mosquito hell, Marv's mosquito hell its a little old place down in new oreals, they'll get you sloshed up, make sure to bring more spleens. yeah yeah, marv's mosquito hell.

7. My poor Neighbors.

8. BBBBBBBBBBbbbbVVVVVVbbbVVVVVV....VVVVV>.REBERT! Ý